Words are devalued and violated simply by virtue of having come from these people's mouths. Because, you know, assault I can see. Just barely. Having pastry unexpectedly shoved into one's face does in fact constitute a violation of one's right to security of the person.... but terrorism? For fuck's sake, it's tofu pie. I mean, yeah, the very prospect of such a thing existing terrifies me; but not exactly in a 'bombs blowing up in public places and filling you with shrapnel' kind of way.
Of all of animal rights groups out there, PETA is the most retarded and disgusting; which makes it a real effort to go lower than them. Congratulations, Canadian government, on all you`ve accomplished.
I mean, seriously, Prime Minister Jean Chretien got pied and he just laughed it off. Now that man was a statesman; whatever you might have to say about his politics, at least he didn't piss his pants at the thought of confectionery.
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